The Spoken Word

[Source: http://xkcd.com/221/]

How would a simple hello world program look if c++ was written in hindi? Let’s check it out.

First, the code, as it can be written today

#include <iostream>
#include <string>

using namespace std;

int main()
{
    string a("Hello World");
    cout << a;

    return 0;
}

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Unix

Every team member brings one piece of this car along when they come to the circuit. They all go out on the pit and put the car together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of car they are supposed to be building.

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Sleeping is very important to us. If you wish to have a long life and stay healthy, please take note of the following advice :

DON’T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.

DON’T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered that wearing bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.

DON’T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phones and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first.

DON’T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.

DON’T SLEEP WITH OTHERS’ WIFE
You may never wake up again. This is no joke. Its been researched before.

One day Naresh Goyal of Jet Airways got off his bed and suddenly the fever of becoming the number one player of the Indian Airline Industry creeped in. Therefore, he decides to buy one of its competitor – Air Sahara. The fever was partly due to the fear of the other low cost airlines and another newly lauched rich looking Kingfisher Airlines. So he thought this acquisition will strengthen its position in the market. He calls the Air Sahara guy Mr.Subrata Roy….

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An ambitious software engineer finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life. At least for a while.

A hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down and was lost instantly.
The man found himself swept up on the shores of an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.

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Story of our captain’s next movie, Stars wars episode 4 – Revenge of power Parasuram. The movie has no connection with any of the other stars wars pictures screened.

The first scene starts in a Chinese Space station where Chinese scientists claim to have spotted a new comet heading our way. They send the message to NASA for confirmation. On the contrary NASA with its advanced technology in hands finds out that it is not a comet but a huge space ship(aliens coming to conquer the earth)which transmits a signal to earth to surrender or face complete destruction. Shocked by this, all the world leaders panic and discuss on resolving the situation .

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