The Spoken Word

Hello all,

For those of you that care (and I know there are not many) I have not blogged for a while with anything useful because I have had a kind of melancholy come over me with this whole blogging thing. Trying to constantly think up witty and funny things to say is quite hard and I cannot be bothered to type things like what I ate for breakfast or what my dog had for lunch. Also, looking around at other blogs I have come to the conclusion that about 99% of the blogs out there are either political rants, adverts or just so boring that I wonder why these people bother updating their blogs at all.

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I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.

I’m betting the baby will be late.

The character James Bond has a peculiar style of introducing himself by calling first Bond, then followed by great smile & finally James Bond. His style is absolutely killing but he doesn’t know the consequences when he meets our great south indian guy.

When Bond meets a cyberabad guy

James Bond : “My name’s Bond…(smiles and then says)…. James Bond.”
James Bond: “And you?”

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